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god:

youngvlcanoes:

god ur annoying

excuse me?

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

martinseptim:

beats by dr. phil

eggplont:

"you were right"

eggplont:

"you were right"

georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot