the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
beats by dr. phil
"you were right"
when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot