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eastcoastslang:

im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

pineplapple:

Do not fall in love with people like me I will take you to candy shops and let you lick the lollipops cmon girl now don’t you stop keep going till you hit the spot

wylona-hayashi:

Omg me

20daysofjune:

When white people click anon:
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When white people forget to click anon:
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ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

tumbrlplug:

*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*

lubricates:

the other day in one of my lectures this girl did the biggest fart and everyone started looking at her and she looked so embarrassed so the guy next to her took the blame for it and it was actually so cute in a weird sort of way

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies