Redirecting...

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

me: sometimes i talk to myself
me: omg same

portablemiah:

dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

police: you're under arrest
me: no i'm not
police: shit

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade