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r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

allowinq:

i feel ya michael 

allowinq:

i feel ya michael 

nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

chickenuqqet:

when you see a cute guy and you’re with your pretty friend

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iguanamouth:

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*